Billy Laughs

Side Show

Play Detective

Mirth-Quakers

"Other people may have more looks and more money than me, but I have a brain." "And it's the little things that count." "Give me some pills." "What for?" "Thirty-five cents." "Big Chief Running Water has three sons." "What are their names?" "Hot, Cold and Luke." "I flew to Australia and back." "Aren't your arms tired?"
	"There's a five dollar cover charge for this table." "But this table has no cover on it!" "Waiter, bring me some tea." "Green or black?" "It doesn't matter - I'm color blind."